Favorite Car

I'll tell you my favorite car!  I'll tell you it right now!  I love Mini Coopers.  There, I said it.  They're pretty awesome cars, and I don't care what you think!  They're small, but they pack a punch; and even then, I don't care how fast or whatever they are, they're just cool.  Only thing I don't like is the lack of space.  I like space in cars.  Not too much space, mind you, but enough trunk room and such.  Plus they get good miles to the gallon, so there's that.  Also, I like my Honda Civic...

Yeah, so it's just cool.  The inside is classy, the outside is awesome, and the speedy is zoom-zoomy.  I made that joke, yes.  Also, I'll admit it: They're cute.  Yeah, that's right.  I'm sorry, but I have to say things that go outside the norm.  NO! it's not the girly cute that the Volkswagen Beetle is, it's the manly cute that a manly man can say is cute without losing any bit of his masculinity or chest hair.  Also, a beard.

Indeed, the car is like the little guy that sits in a corner that no one knows or likes, but then it's so manly it can't care whatsoever about what other idiot cars think about it.  Besides, who even likes the new Mustangs?  People that drive those are almost always visor-wearing, Monster-drinking, popped collar-wearing dudes, anyways!  And don't get me started on Toyota and their little car accelerator killing people thing.  Mini does it right.