Thanks, Comedy Central

Wow.  A show for a ventriloquist.  Is Comedy Central grasping for straws, or something?  First, we've got Mind of Mencia; thank god we're rid of that.  Next we get The Sarah Silverman Program?  How is that compensation?  We've just had our minds dumbed down to nothing by the horrible "comedy" of Carlos Mencia and his damned "DE DEE DEE!" and you feed us more garbage?  Low blow, Comedy Central.

Just as we climbed out of our pit, though, you dealt the (hopefully) final blow.  There we were, blinded from the dark in our dank, nightmarish prison, with Sarah Silverman dangling her horrible comedy in front of our faces, exclaiming, "It shoves the horrible 'comedy' down its throat or else it gets the Mind of Mencia, again!"  When she's finally taken away and we, who have been left alone to desperately grope and grasp our way out of this pit of stink, finally reach the beautiful and warm embrace of sunlight, you have Jeff Dunham step in with his puppets.  He gingerly picks us up, assuring us everything will be okay.  Before we know it, though, we're chained to a wall with Jeff sitting there in a dress, playing tea time with us and his alter ego puppets.

So thanks a lot, Comedy Central, on giving us another horrible show that will be canceled after one season.  Dear god, I hope it will be...